For this month’s T-SQL Tuesday topic, Kendal Van Dyke chose the topic of the best SQL Server Swag you’ve received. Unfortunately, I haven’t snagged any yet – that’s what I’m hoping for at the PASS Summit next week. Here, in no particular order, is the Swag I’m hoping to Snag at the Summit:
- A SQL Sentry tea cozy
- Brent Ozar Unlimited boxer shorts, signed by the team
- An official Red Gate secret decoder ring
- A copy of Deadpool volume 3 issue #3 signed by Grant Fritchey and Neil Hambly
- An illustrated guide to pronouncing Mladen Prajdic’s name
- SQL Ferret
- A grappling hook
- One of those tiny umbrellas
- Knighthood
- A pair of solid gold six-shooters
- A bottle of water from Mars
- My own Comedy Central Special
- 18 mosquito nets